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  • What do you call a gay bear? Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. "What happened?", his buddy asked. I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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    Joke has 82.27 % from 1732 votes. Because they’re happy and proud 🐕❤️

  • What do you call a gay dinosaur?

    A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. ✨

  • How do you spot the DJ at a gay bar? They’re the one spinning both records and compliments! Always.
  • Posting selfies so good, even my shadow claps.
  • I’m not humble—I’m just sparkling in silence.
  • Hashtag gay, hashtag slay.
  • My life is basically a musical… and I’m the lead.
  • Tweet like a rainbow, post like a queen.
  • Why hide your sparkle?

    With a bright bloom!

  • Why did the rainbow cross the road? Ice to meet you!
  • Why was the rainbow so good at sports? 😎
  • Pride checklist: Outfit? They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed. 🌟
  • I don’t dress to impress men… I dress to outshine them!

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    How do I know if a joke is offensive?
    If it targets or stereotypes someone’s identity, skip it — aim for humor everyone can laugh at.

    8. Because they’re already fabulous and fearless 👻💅

  • I tried coming out as a baker… now I’m just a dough queen 🍩👑
  • How do gay trees stay in shape?

    When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me. 🧥

  • You think I’m dramatic? Darling, this is mild! No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine.

    Can straight allies use LGBTQ+ humor?
    Yes, if it’s kind and supportive — humor should unite, not divide.

    5. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. I said I needed a hand saw!". 🌙

  • My coming out speech? “Surprise!

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  • Why don’t we ever get lost in clubs? Because we follow the glitter trail! They prefer to come out in style 👻🌈
  • I asked my rainbow if it could keep a secret—it said, “I’m all about transparency” 🌈🤫
  • Being gay means I bring the party wherever I go 🎊🏳️‍🌈

    • Cute and Supportive Gay Jokes for Every Occasion 💖🌟

    • You’re not just gay, you’re awesomesauce with extra rainbow sprinkles 🌈🍦
    • My gaydar is always set to fabulous 🔥🏳️‍🌈
    • Being gay is my superpower—what’s yours?